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Confused (and delighted) LB at bedtime by telling her a mashup of The Three Little Pigs and The Billy Goats Gruff.

Bulldozers were involved. The wolf did not come out of it well. She thought it was hilarious.

"But... that's not the right story!"

"Wait and see, LB..."

The best bit? She started coming up with ideas of her own halfway through the story.

I feel sorry for the wolf...
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strange_complex From: strange_complex Date: April 19th, 2011 06:03 pm (UTC) (linky)
Aw, that's really cute! What sticky ends did she come up with for the wolf?
dakegra From: dakegra Date: April 19th, 2011 06:08 pm (UTC) (linky)
well, the wolf, having blown down walls built across bridges, finally tracks down the errant piggies to a freshly built house made of bricks.

He knocks on the door.

'little pig, little pig, let me in!'

To which, to his great surprise, there is no answer.

He tries the door. It swings open.

[FX: BEST HAMMER HOUSE CREAKY DOOR SOUND]

The wolf, being a curious sort of a fellow, enters.

The house is empty. Utterly lacking in pigs.

The door swings closed.

[FX: BEST HAMMER HOUSE CREAKY DOOR SOUND]

[FX: OMINOUS DOOR LOCKING SOUND]

The wolf rattles the handle, then looks out of the window. At a large, friendly yellow bulldozer. Upon which sit three perky porcines.

They start the engine....


As I said, it doesn't end well for the wolf. :-)
strange_complex From: strange_complex Date: April 19th, 2011 06:15 pm (UTC) (linky)
Ha - fantastic! Go team piggy. :-)
dakegra From: dakegra Date: April 19th, 2011 06:17 pm (UTC) (linky)
oh, I'd forgotten a bit - the wolf checked around the empty house and was enormously relieved to find that the fireplace didn't contain a large metal pot full of boiling water over a roaring fire.

:-)

I might have to write it all up so I don't forget...
caitirin From: caitirin Date: April 19th, 2011 06:40 pm (UTC) (linky)
I love it! Brilliant! Yes, do write it up!
svenskakj From: svenskakj Date: April 20th, 2011 03:35 pm (UTC) (linky)
That is excellent!! Ha ha!
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