*giggles* Via the magic that is TWitter, I discovered the Random James Bond Movie Generator I liked the sound of this one:
Thunderpussy, Starring Daniel Connery
Helped by villainess Dominique Onatopp and a laser beam, James Bond's nemesis Karl Stromberg plots to start a nuclear war.
You Only Loved Me Twice Again, starring Sean Brosnan
007's nemesis General Julius Koskov conspires to start World War III with assistance from a laser beam and exotic ally Octogalore.
Octagalore! laser beams!