Me: How in the name of the sweet baby jeebus I ended up in this situation, followed closely by 'how do I get out of here?'
Monty: I'd like to look up Molly's phone number, as I lost my cellphone. And she can get me out of here. *grin*
Molly: I'd like to know how the CIA/FBI/KGB/MI5 etc managed to track me back through the three dozen anonymous network links I used to get into the master database. Half of which belong to them in the first place.