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I've just been over to help K's dad out with his new laptop. His old… - almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
if I had to explain, you wouldn't understand
I've just been over to help K's dad out with his new laptop. His old one died rather spectacularly, smoking gently (I kid you not) around the edges.

So, we fire it up and try to connect to his wireless network.

Nope. Vista isn't playing. Reckons there's no wireless hardware in the laptop.

We check the label on the box. Athlon, yadda yadda, RAM, blahblah, aha! W-LAN gizmo. Check.

We check the laptop. yup, got the right stickers on, little switchy thing to turn it on and off.

We amuse ourselves for several minutes turning the wireless switchy thing on and off.

Still nothing. Vista denies there's any sort of wireless doohicky.

ok. We (and you know I mean *I* at this point, don't you?) retrieve the USB wifi doohicky from K's mum's PC. Plug it in.

installing hardware. ack! no driver. WOE, says Vista.

AHA! we reply. We have DISKS.

We show the disks to Vista. Vista cries, and installs the drivers.

Vista then *insists* that the drivers we installed were crap, and that the USB wifi doohicky WILL NOT WORK. BWAAHAHAHAHA.

It then further amuses itself by telling us to connect to the internets to get a VISTA driver, fool.

It then launches IE (*spit*) and takes us to the Netgear site to download... the... driver.

For the USB wifi thing which it INSISTS doesn't work without a Vista driver.

We point out that this should, according to YOU, Vista, be impossible.

OHSHIT, sez Vista, and cries.

HAHA! we say. We click on various things, and Vista then says "Oh, you mean *this* internal wifi doohicky?"

We nod, and point out that mere moments ago, Vista insisted there was NO internal wifi doohicky, hence the poncing around with the USB one.

Vista, I *swear* on a stack of notes *this* high, giggles.

We threaten to return it to the shop.

Vista shrugs. "meh," it replies, installs the driver for the non-existent INTERNAL wifi thing and all is good.


still, kept me amused for an hour. And I got a blog post out of it.

Lord knows, I need stuff to write about, eh?
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thebabynancy From: thebabynancy Date: September 24th, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC) (linky)
LOL @ Vista cries. :D
elaby From: elaby Date: September 24th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC) (linky)
*cracks UP* You really have a way with words XD
dakegra From: dakegra Date: September 24th, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC) (linky)
aw shucks

missprinty From: missprinty Date: September 25th, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC) (linky)
Loling at Vista's 'tude! Does Vista call wifi "wiffy" like my mum?

Yesterday XP was swearing blind we didn't have no wifi, no siree. Had to take it by the hand and show it. XP grumpily connected to the net, but denied that it was. I really do not want to have to get to grips with Vista. When are they going to put out something workable and useful?
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